Looking to book yourself an Outcall Masseuse next time you’ve got an overnight stop over at Heathrow? You’re in Luck. We have created a comprehensive 2018 up to date guide on The best Hotels in Heathrow which are massage friendly and hassle free!
You don’t need to face the tube on killer jet-lag to find yourself a massage parlour. We are all too aware how much of a nightmare London can be to get around when you’re an out-of-towner. Thankfully London is home to some of the best erotic massage parlours this side of the Atlantic, some of which offer private Outcall appointments.
The only other concern is that some hotels are not happy to be discretional to one ordering an erotic massage to their hotel room. A spokesperson for the Hotel Association UK stated ‘There exists a growing number of escort agencies infiltrating family orientated Hoteliers, this creates unwanted tensions between guests and staff and is not acceptable’ (August 2016). This organisational, thankfully, does not speak for all British Hotel companies. At the UK conference for The Adult Industry 2017, a representative from a undisclosed London hotel chain called for an end to the condemnation of escort services in Hotel facilities. He said ‘That’s how it’s always been, and how it will always be, it’s public correctness gone mad! I believe it would be a dark day and a real loss to business if we were to close our doors to the adult industry.’(2017)
So as it stands, some UK hotel don’t allow erotic massages in their suites, particularly in ‘family friendly’ hotels. But some welcome them, and it’s not just sleazy low lit dives, I have compiled a list of respectable, nice hotels near Heathrow that are happy to cater for adult massages. Curating a list suitable for a variety of budgets and tastes, so you can be confident there’s one to match you.
London Heathrow Marriott Hotel – 4 Star
Ideally situated half a mile from the airport, London Heathrow Marriott Hotel is a sophisticated, convenient destination. You can be rest assured your session is completely private here as they boast soundproof windows and walls! Also with pillow top bedding and high-speed internet access you can be sure to get comfortable while waiting for your masseuse… (With cable TV access in case you fancied watching anything naughty). For those anticipating a long layover at the airport this hotel offers a modern Leisure Club and a heated indoor pool. This could be the perfect place to go and soak your tingling muscles after your hot massage session. Also important when considering a suitable location for a massage is bathroom facilities. Not only can a massage become messy but some people find getting a soapy shower with their masseuse at the start of a session a great way to get started. Marriott has excellent bathroom facilities, very luxurious.
Prices vary depending on booking but they have an excellent deal on their website for the single traveller- with overnight stays from £94
Sheraton Sky Line Hotel – 4 Star
The most convenient Hotel on offer, being situated just a few minutes from all of the airport’s terminals, London Sheraton Sky Line is by far the perfect choice after a long haul flight. Open the door to one of their 350 guest rooms including Club Rooms with access to Sheraton Club where you can enjoy complimentary breakfast and high-speed internet access. Privacy is of great importance at Sheraton and all rooms are fully soundproofed.
If you’re looking for a hotel with extra comfort Sheraton Skyline Hotel is the ticket. With a focus on customer comfort after flying, the Sheraton has a luxury spa and swimming facilities which may be a good place to soak your muscles after your session, why not eh!
Rooms at The Sheraton range depending on which suite and what time of year you book, with an average price tag of £145 a night but they also offer day bookings for those looking to get a massage in the daytime. These rooms only cost a fraction of the price, starting at £74!
Premier Inn Heathrow Airport Terminal 4 – 3 Star
The cheapest and simplest option on the list. If you’re catching an early or late flight, Premier Inn London Heathrow Airport Terminal 4 hotel is exceptionally handy. Just 10 minutes’ walk from Terminal 4 through a covered walk way, and providing easy transport links to the doorstep with the free Heathrow Connect train service and Heathrow Express.
This option is no fuss, no problems. Each room boasts a luxury king size Hypnos bed, free wifi and plasma tv. With self-service check in you can stay here completely incognito, without fear of embarrassment or judgment once your masseuse arrives.
Room rates are exceptional (for London as well!) prices starting from £46 a night, if you’re looking to minimise spends- this is the place for you.
Ibis Styles London Heathrow Airport – 3 Star
The Ibis Style London is our second low budget hotel to make the list. Another great option for those wanting a more budget stay. With rooms available from just £69, the Ibis hotel is located in Heathrow with a dedicated Airport shuttle bus that can take you straight to the hotel and back to the airport again.
Ibis is a quirkily designed budget hotel. Each room has aeroplane inspired decor, making your massage an even more out of this world experience! Let the carpeting, inspired by flight route maps, transport you to a land of serenity and have an adventure on the floating bed, illuminated with LED lighting. See website for pics. This hotel won’t be for everyone but their certainly will be some people out there that will appreciate this kind of style.
The ibis is a great price considering they also offer an unlimited breakfast spread free of charge- which I’m sure will be welcome after working up quite the appetite during your session! And it’s available from 5am for early departures. The on-site restaurant serves snacks all day and à la carte treats in the evening, plus there is an onsite bar if you fancy a quick tipple before your massage.
Novotel London Heathrow Airport – 4 Star
If you’re looking for something with a bit more luxury, then Novotel London is probably more your cup of tea. Just a 10 minute car ride from the Airport you can escape the noise of the landing platform and really allow yourself some time to relax. With plush bedding, mirrors facing the bed, plasma TV’s in every room, it really is the perfect place to create a sensual set up to suit whatever mood you are in.
With the added asset of multilingual staff, if you are an out of towner with limited English, you will be right at home here. Check out the pictures for yourself, but I think you’ll agree this hotel’s amenities are ideal for an erotic afternoon.
Prices start from £97 per night.
So now you know where to go, it’s time to choose your Outcall massage service. I’d recommend checking out our Heathrow Airport Massage Parlour Service page where you will find expertly trained happy to travel to Heathrow to give you the night of your life, Enjoy!